Choose Your Own Adventure: Raphmoe

"Raphmoe" (raphmoe) 01/29/2015 at 09:11 • Filed to: raphmoe, journalism, journalismism

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All of you have missed me. Some, more than others. That being said, Christmas Break was amazing fellow Jalops, how was yours? I hope it was a blast. What did you guys and ladies all do?

Raphmoe, me, your friend and humble Oppositelock reporter, correspondent, lover, journalist, youtube viewer, rally blogger, extraordinary mayo eater, and all around friend of Jalopnik visited one of these places on break. Whoever guesses correctly and gives a brief synopsis as to why they think I visited there will then be given a set of choices which will lead to what Raphmoe did on break. Choose wisely, Indiana.

Possible Vacation locations:

France

Mexico

Australia

New Zealand

New Mexico

Detroit (Rock City)

Germany

Japan

The Falkland Islands

Los Angeles

Leon711 > Raphmoe 01/29/2015 at 09:19

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Falklands.

you have a fetish for landmines.

Kate's Dirty Sister > Raphmoe 01/29/2015 at 09:22

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Nah, you eloped to North Dakota with Waymoe

itschrome > Raphmoe 01/29/2015 at 09:22

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8. Japan.

JDM customs and tentacle porn

Raphmoe > Kate's Dirty Sister 01/29/2015 at 09:25

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Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > Raphmoe 01/29/2015 at 09:27

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I vote Detroit. Because you wanted to hang out with MC5 and go to the NAIAS. Then enjoy watching the Wings trounce the #1 team in the NHL.

Followed up by a tasty dinner at a pop up and drinks at Cliff Bells.

Party-vi > Raphmoe 01/29/2015 at 09:29

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"Raphmoe, me, your friend and humble Oppositelock reporter"

Raphmoe > Party-vi 01/29/2015 at 09:30

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I can't help it that my writing skills are better than half of the Jalopnik staff; God gives us many gifts.

Svend > Leon711 01/29/2015 at 09:54

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Or he maybe a Star Wars fan and wanted to visit R.A.F. Mount Pleasant aka the Death Star to say to friend's he's been in the Death Star.

Leon711 > Svend 01/29/2015 at 09:58

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whilst cracking one out over landmines though right?

Svend > Leon711 01/29/2015 at 10:19

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Well of course, what else is there to do when standing over a land mine? ;)

kanadanmajava1 > Raphmoe 01/29/2015 at 10:28

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My Christmas vacation was quite bad. I was moving and carried my stuff until I could barely walk. The best part is of course the fact that I have garage now.

If you are having your vacation in July or in August you could also visit Finland or Sweden as they are usually very nice then. Maybe Norway too.

PRBot II > Raphmoe 01/29/2015 at 10:47

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1. France

Using the Moecratic method, I believe the correct answer is likely to be the first one listed.

Jonathan Harper > Party-vi 01/29/2015 at 10:56

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Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 01/29/2015 at 12:02

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Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 01/29/2015 at 12:09

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Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 01/29/2015 at 12:11

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Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 01/29/2015 at 12:15

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Raphmoe > Jonathan Harper 01/29/2015 at 12:34

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Jonathan Harper > Raphmoe 01/29/2015 at 12:43

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lol

Raphmoe > itschrome 01/30/2015 at 15:36

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love a good tentacle porn